Thursday, January 5, 2017

+ Irritating Men +

Day 5: 5 Things That Irritate you About the Opposite Sex.

I don't like generalizing. I don't think there's much that all men do that is irritating. I have things that males have done that irritate me...

1. Mooning, discussions of bowel movements, farting on me, or butts rubbed on me. In fact anything to do with butts.

2. Men just inexplicably disappearing. Whether it's dating or friends just never talking to you again.

3. Showing up just after you've been dumped and tons of men coming out of the wood work trying to give you their "hot dogs". 

4. Surprise dick pics. Don't do it. Unless you're in a relationship with the lady don't just send unsolicited junk shots. 

5. Rape. Don't do it. Plenty of ladies want the dick. Find one of them. Don't force yourself on someone unwilling. Hint: unconscious people aren't willing. 

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